Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Corny lines I have actually used in online dating chat...

I don't have the funds to visit you. Would you settle on our dreams?

If you allow me into your garden, I will do my best to make it grow.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Besides the stench and the coughs it produced, I must say I really enjoyed smoking. Months after I quit cigarettes I still fantasize about having one. "I will only take 2 puffs and that's it." Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrre I will.

God, what a fantasy.

With all the developments in nanotechnology, you'd think they'd develop a filter that cleans up all the bad stuff in cigarettes and leave only the good stuff (if any). This filter should also render the smoke so it doesn't smell.

I will gladly take up smoking again once this is accomplished.