Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Conversations at Work

Warning: some objectifying and possibly racist humor

I was watching "Dear Larry" watch porn on the store's computer, and I got a kick of how his face scrunched right up to the screen and he began panting over this one hot Asian chick with particularly large breasts. Then it occurred to me that the photo could have been digitally altered to include another woman's (i.e., a Caucasian woman's) breasts because there was something unnatural about the way those big breasts sat upon that lithe Asian body. In other words, it was "Photoshopped."
How many guys like Larry, I wondered, had spanked to what they thought were authentic Asian women--but in reality were Asians with Caucasian breasts? In this age where anything-is-possible with the help of sophisticated graphics programs like PhotoShop, there could be hundreds of websites floating around featuring Asian women with artificial breasts!
It begs the question: How may sick website operators have replaced, say, the necks of naked women with, say, the necks of naked men? Hmmm? This is taking it one step further, admittedly, but it needs attention: They--the website operators--would get their kicks knowing that any male visitor is likely to spank to what he thinks is 100% female--yet in reality is 93% female and 7% male!

There could be hundreds of these "Frankenstein" web sites out there already, featuring mostly-women but partially-men.

The implications are outrageous.

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