To get his attention, Soy said "I was going to IM a woman about a new nude disco she was opening today." That got everyone's attention, including the manager's. Soy continued, "No one is allowed in her club unless completely nude." Nobody batted an eyelash at this information. Soy concluded, "It's the only form of discrimination that's still allowed."
Finally, one woman said something; she said she was dialing her lawyer.
"What for?" inquired Soy.
"Habit," she insisted.
"Call me instead."
"What's your Second Life number?"
"F2 F3 F4 - F9 F1 F9 F8"