I got a tandem bicycle and Yetrates hopped on for a quick ride around the sim.
"Uh oh," I said to Yet after I looked at its official description. "It says 'GAY MEN ONLY/NO LADIES HERE.' We've got to get you moving."
Try as I might, I couldn't find a way out. We kept going in circles. "Christ," I said. "I think we're stuck in a gay paradise."
"Try this way out," she suggested. "No, that way." Yet was offering various ways out. "Go 180-degrees."
"You still got way too many curves," I reminded her, "so you might as well grow your hair back." So she did.
"Yeah," she answered.
"Greek or Roman? I'm still nervous."