SL/Blowing smoke
SL/Smokeable ideas/
Hey-Back Machine
In a busy club the 'heys' may come fast and furious. Eliminate hard feelings (or confusion) by automatically typing 'hey' to anyone who offers you one--no matter how faint they are. Never miss 'heys' again!
Overheard:
Clothing Options
MasterPee: have you ever rezzed naked to an event thanks to the lag?
reddJ: i change here alwasy for next event lol
MasterPee: that is the worst
DaisyC: not yet, Master...and I don't want to start now.
MasterPee: i made it all right but my clothes didn't
DaisyC: lol
MasterPee: thank god i had a towel in inventory
DaisyC: now that's funny, Master.....
MasterPee: always have a towel in inventory
reddJ: least iam no wearing primstonight lol
JeanP: I've had some major lag on my clothing changes before... kinda embarraassing!
MasterPee: it took you 5 minutes to put on those shoes
JeanP: Something like that, seriously.
reddJ: thats what tp home is for real fast lol
MasterPee: you need chiropractor
audreyM: rofl
JeanP: I dunno, the great thing about SL is that we have zero-G boobies!
MasterPee: i wish clothes just didn't suddenly appear...i would like to see myself putting them on
reddJ: we used to fly up at the other place lol
audreyM: rofl Master
reddJ: i think we all have changed our clothes up there
MasterPee: left sleeve first, then right
MasterPee: one good thing about SL is that you can leave your purses behind
audreyM: true
MasterPee: no one ever peddles purses
redJ: lol
Nude Shopping
Who will be the first entrepeneur to open up a discount food chain exclusively for nude shoppers?
Video
I watched (and watched) the best, trippiest, coolest, most intersting SL video last night and today. If This is Second Life Why is My Heart Breaking in Real Life
Stairway to Chicken
I saw this dude building this spiral staircase that was his homage to chicken.
SL/Live chatter
Overheard in a busy park:
SabrinaM: DONT KNOW WHAT i AM DOING YET
SabrinaM: YES i AM WONDERING AROUND and figuring it out as I go
dirkL: If you wander around don't accidentally bump into me
dirkL: I got pushed off a cliff by sightseers on Newbie Island
Also in busy park:
VioletB: stell Dir den mal vor im Supermarkt
derA: Where do all these Germans come from suddenly?
MercyT: usa
You: lol
In same park, looking for benchmate in a throng of nationalities:
FlipK: if you are german sit on the left side of me, dutch on the right
Later:
FlipK: i am from USA and if you are from canada please sit next to me
Invite:
Seargent C: Hey your guys big party at my club want to come
dirkL: are you serious, sarge?
Seargent C: teleport there and go to second floor
dirkL: every time i've attended a big party everyone there is medium height
At house, looking for way to earn easy money:
BrianP: I want to find change in that sofa
At function on stage:
LeeAnnK: She crashed, I think
JoadMa: Send out rescue party
Second Life/Tentacle Garden
Following LaeMi down a tunnel. 
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"Don't be shy." 
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The tunnel leads to a distant room.
Yetrates is there as well.
A pod from a landmark movie.
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Our attention is diverted to another door--a locked door.
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When you see a tanning bed the first thing you should do (without thinking) is climb in .
Except when it isn't a tanning bed.
James Bond ain't got nothing on me.
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"You wouldn't happen to know the time, would you?"
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Closing my eyes will help.
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After escaping (and forgiving) we head to a skybox where LaeMi owns a tentacle garden.
"Be careful where you step," I'm told.
Before I could do anything LaeMi is on ground giving birth.
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Out pops a spider.
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A funny looking spider.
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With tentacles.
Speaking of tentacles, LaeMi doesn't watch her step.
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(We'd stood by earlier as LaeMi searched frantically for her spider.)
Now she's sampled by her own creation.
UFO or Lag
Milorad and I were having a conversation when something hit him. 
From then on he could only walk in place.
And not say anything...
A UFO in background?
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I blame the UFO or lag.
SL/Ramblings/Outer Space
IM-evacuate
When you are comfortable with someone else you can both leave chat to go pee at same time.
Chrome Metal
Since a pole dancer's pole chrome is off-limits to most male admirers, it's obviously the most valuable metal on Second Life. So I plan on making a bed out of it. The sexiest and most expensive bed on SL.
Double Take
I saw the cutest, fuzziest creature with a machine gun today.
Good idea?
You know that iconic image of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon's
triangle with the prism of light going through it? I thought it
would be neat to see that same triangle on someone's Star Trek 
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Good Idea II?
"I want a live nuclear warhead in the middle of our shooting range. It will add adrenaline."
With two Furries at shooting range.
A full moon tonight. Why not knock it out using this cannon?
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Oh, good, he's on it.
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Why isn't he firing...?
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He is lounging on it like he's Jane Fonda.
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FIRE! I tell him. It ain't gonna be there forever!!!
---Meanwhile, an intimate 4:20 encounter takes place.
An orbiting cookie! 
-+-Wacky name sighting:
RickJames Beaumont
Second Life/SL Stoner conversation between Milo and Muwa: Punchable Time Pillow
Milo: oh shit dude
Milo: now i see what time is it
Muwa: nooo
Muwa: time is my worst enemy on SL
Milo: here its 2:40am dude i must go to sleep dude
Muwa: i want to get chased by a giant clock representing real time
Muwa: it will be like a nightmare
Milo: we must buy some clock
Milo: and put it in house
Milo: to take time in usa and in serbia
Muwa: we need to combine our times
Muwa: i will take the second hand if you want the hour hand
Milo: lol
Milo: for me its too late stupid time
Muwa: i want to be able to punch Time
Milo: to you its about 8pm thats wright?
Milo: *at yours place
Muwa: we need to construct a huge punchable Time pillow
Milo: dude i really must go
Muwa: ok
Muwa: get
Milo: cya tomorrow
Muwa: git
Muwa: cya then
Milo: i must get up at 11:30am
SL/Overheard
Overheard at discussion...
"I want an animation of me using the word 'Education' as a sword."
"Why must we always talk in the same font? I want to Trebuchet you for awhile."
"Next meeting can you arrange it so the topic floats overhead and we try to grasp it?"
"The coffee cup is the peace pipe of the SL universe."
Second Life/Yetrates Night
A Spanish ship. 
...docked near this delightful tree house.
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This tree house is the best thing since sliced bread.
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Until I spotted the killer whale.
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Doing flips.
Closer, I saw that there was a shark in water too.
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A very unsafe place for kids.
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My first reaction was to zoom out and look for kids...
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...Or anyone else for that matter.
I saw people flying around--out of harm's way.
'Flying around,' likely because the town had certain areas above sea level.
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Then I saw the bird.
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Perhaps the greatest thing ever.
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Several things about the place intrigued me.
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But I finally had to leave.
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Back at DragonFly Oasis. A street urchin performs.
She is astonishingly good.
But makes a so-so living.
I see gold coins in her guitar case.
What would happen if I tried to focus in on one?
Amazing.
Focusing out I see this incredible tail.
What a dominating tail.
What a fantastic creature!
Then I see another tail.
Another reason to zoom out.
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It's...a wolf.
A wolf who's in heat for the fox.
(I think.)
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The wolf finally settles down on its haunches.
My curiosity takes over.
Again with the zoom...
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The wolf beats a hasty retreat.
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Yetrates joins me in Oasis.
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I suggest we choose a random Event.
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We end up in Soho.
I can't stop nodding. Something she gave me makes me nod
compulsively.
I tell her: "I can't stop nodding my head in agreement with
you."
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She spontaneously hugs me.
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North Beach, it's called.
By the ocean.
Steamer deck chairs.
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We sit.
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Restless again.
Time to Teleport.
T. T. T.
She wants to take me to this pot farm. (She IS Dutch, by the way :))
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I'm all in favor of this.
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I follow her into this cozy place called Rizzy's coffee shop.
I'm still in my recliner position.
From my point of view only my slippers have made it.
The slippers lead the way.
They have a nice chat with Rizzy.
Rizzy deals in pot.
Every stoner's dream: to see fast multiplying marijuana plants.
(Not so many that it crowds out good conversation...)
Rizzo was nice enough to put my advert on his wall.
