Second Life/Joint jousting
It was a battle of the joints as Jordan produced this massive one.

He was so stoned he kept trying to hit me into left dance field.

Whenever he 'connected,' the tip of his joint would blend into mine. So: If the tip of your joint becomes tie-dyed you are presumably extra extra sensory.

Here he is with a more reasonable one.

Before any of this started.

I always prefer to get dressed up in a dance bubble before entering club.

That way you're fairly protected.

Those are huge speakers behind me.

I had to break out of the bubble for about a minute to do the one thing all guys would love to do if given the chance: make love to their speakers.

Back inside.