Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Pool Robot Bartender Needed

Attention: ALL Robot bartender candidates

"We need a full-time robot bartender that has been accused of being gay, but isn't. It will have to serve drinks sometimes at long stretches. By 'long stretches' we mean using arms that can span 50m of patio as well as sometimes waiting 29 hours between guests.

"Pay is commensurate with what tips you earn and what country you were made in."

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