Thursday, May 10, 2007

SL/Woody Alert

Time to take Woody for a stroll.











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Electric Horseman eat your heart out :)










The players don't care; Woody could crap on the craps tables for all they care.
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Also, the blinking lights don't affect his mind (as far as I can tell).










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Later, he begins to think I am a boil on his skin so here he is standing under a heat lamp.
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I teleport back to the house but Woody doesn't make it!
Then I rush back to the casino and Woody's not there either!
"Anyone seen an elephant?" I ask the zombies, rhetorically.

I quickly think of my pot farm which is in need of constant manure and I realize that my WOODY IS NOW MISSING.

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Overheard

"From now on when you mention real life you must use parenthesis."

2 comments:

Myg said...

Oh no! I'll check the shit ass casino in Topgol and see if he's there. And if not, when you find him would you mind bringing him for a visit?

Patrick said...

Thanks for the suggestion, myg. But I think he can't handle it (unlike humans).