"Tonight I will be on mic so you can hear my new doorbell ringing."
"I will try not to sound two pounds heavier by tomorrow, but don't be surprised if I am."
"Tomorrow is NOT a day off work so if you hear me scream tonight, that's because of frustration--not because I'm scared."
"Tonight is 'All Saints Day-Eve' so we can prepare for tomorrow where we will find out via Wikipedia who is the saint responsible for curing our acne."
Wednesday, October 31, 2007