Before entering the store, per usual, I asked if they allowed turkeys in the place. I promised not to leave anything behind--not even a feather. In fact, I swore to only leave my money behind.
"It's Freebie Planet, birdbrain" someone shouted. "Come in anyway."
They had no compelling reason to let me in, but they did. I shall never forget their generosity, nor the noise their shoes made on the tiled floor. The first thing I did was walk around. I saw people of all ages, all nationalities.
But he was a vegetarian Mohican, as it turns out, so I didn't have to wet the floor.
Then I saw another thing you wouldn't want to see as a turkey: a cat. But this cat was inside an orb, so I felt somewhat safe. "A Pokemon," the cat explained. "Does that mean you abstain from eating meat?" I asked.
"Only red meat," she said.
Oh, the gulps turkeys can get away with having those ridiculous necks. My gulp must have lasted 30 seconds.
We had that in common.
"HIGH TAIL IT" I screamed.