The first thing I realize is that I'm standing on a ledge; the teleporter actually lands you on a ledge, and it is up to you to frantically wave your arms, windmill-style, to keep from falling off. Then I noticed a guy looking at me. I couldn't leave the ledge, so I used my Zoom key to see what he was staring at. After a while it dawned on me he wasn't real. Neither was this series of him as a smaller guy. Who was 'this guy?' And why were there so many copies of him? And look: Here was an actual
Upon further Zooming around I noticed a normal-sized person on the floor and realized that this guy was not only everywhere, he was HUGE.
Thankfully, JT teleported me where I'd meant to go all along: a shop called Bravo Bravo, where I got a mirror that, if you choose "Look" from its menu, makes it so you can see the world from the mirror's point of view. Kinda neat.