SL/Turkey IM

[19:13] Turkey: happy pre-thanksgiving
[19:14] Angelaa: Aww how is Mr. Turkey
[19:14] Angelaa: getting nervous?
[19:14] Turkey: no, calm
[19:14] Turkey: i've accepted my fate
[19:14] Angelaa: still a turkey?
[19:17] Turkey: for now
[19:17] Turkey: soon i will be digested
[19:18] Angelaa: gizzard and all
[19:18] Turkey: i hope they choke on my gizzard
[19:18] Angelaa: lol
[19:20] Angelaa: gobble?
[19:20] Turkey: you don't speak our language
[19:20] Turkey: stop pretending you do
[19:21] Angelaa: lol
[19:21] Angelaa: is it more like gobble gobble?
[19:21] Turkey: if you stutter, sure
[19:21] Turkey: or if you're really hungry

SL/Countdown

Angela hadn't seen me in awhile.

"Are you still a turkey?" she asked.

"Yep. On the run."

Angelaa Capalini: for 2 more days?

Patric Styrian: yeah, need to get lean

Patric Styrian: got 2 days

Patric Styrian: i want to shed 16 ounces

I thought about becoming a fish...

"No one eats fish as far as I know on Thanksgiving," I said.

"...although it would have made sense."

SL/Turkey Talk leads to Spider Talk

(There was a mechanical spider near pool)

Angie returned to SL and saw that I am now a turkey, and this led to an involuntary stoner conversation (because she isn't a stoner).

Angie: Do you get stepped on often?
Turkey: mainly shoved
Angie: will you be sold for thanksgiving?
Turkey: i prefer to say bought
Angie: ha
Angie: ok
Angie: carved and cooked?
Turkey: cooked, then carved more than likely
Turkey: although, i've heard of some sick ones carving first
Angie: you should let me buy you since you know I won't eat you
Turkey: who would you pay?
...
Turkey: you are staring at the spider again
Angie: I hate spiders
Angie: with a passion
Turkey: what if they are safe?

Turkey: what kind of spiders do you hate?
Angie: all spiders

Turkey: all?
Angie: all, 100% of spiders
Turkey: even if some are friendly?
Angie: no such thing as a friendly spider
Turkey: there are over 1000 variety of spiders, surely there is one variety you will tolerate?
Angie: no
Angie: no spiders are ok
Angie: not one
Angie: if I see one I get all sweaty and
Angie: not good
Turkey: if a spider's venom were used to treat you for a rare disease, would you like that spider?
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Angie: Hmm, I would like its venom
Angie: however, the weird body with 8 legs not so much
Turkey: what if it were to design you a web, a specialized one?
Turkey: with your name on it?
Angie: that would be one amazing spider/pig
Turkey: lol

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Angie: do you like spiders?
Turkey: i've always frowned upon them
Turkey: until recently
Angie: and then?
Turkey: this one caught my eye
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Angie: that one at least does not touch you
Turkey: Can you imagine the touch of one touching you?
Angie: no way
Turkey: i enjoy touching a woman exactly as a spider would
Angie: I used to sleep with a flash light to make sure none were on me at night
Turkey: lol
Turkey: for some reason i think they don't bother me when i sleep
Angie: don't you eat like 8 spiders a year?
Turkey: i once woke up with a strand of web over my eyes

Turkey: yes, i eat spiders, but i never inquire about the source
Turkey: i barely realize i'm eating a spider unless someone points it out
Angie: ugghh yeah I would FREAK out
Angie: I can't kill them either
Turkey: i would freak out if i ate something that had bigger eyes than mine
Angie: the crunch is worse than the spider
Turkey: true
Turkey: although i would hate to hear the crunch of a rib
Turkey: that's just me

Angie: so I put a cup over it and wait for someone to kill it
Turkey: lol
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Angie: or spray it with hairspray till it dies
Turkey: that is a confusing way to go out
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Angie: lol
Angie: yeah but it kills them eventually
Turkey: true
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Turkey: as it does to us all
Turkey: stand underneath the spider, please
Turkey: i dare you

Angie: do you make the spider go up and down?
Turkey: no
Turkey: it has a mind of its own
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Angie: it won't go down when I am standing here
Angie: ok I just jumped in real life
Angie: omg it looks like it crawled up me
Turkey: is the spider still on your screen?
Angie: yeah
Turkey: are you planning on hitting your screen?
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Angie: no, but I jumped the first time it crawled by me
Angie: that is so gross
Turkey: that is a good start
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Turkey: halloween is not far away

Turkey: if i get the chance, remind me on halloween if we see each other, I want to lean towards you and become a spider
Angie: ohh
Turkey: for shock value
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Angie: if you were a spider
Angie: I WOULD step on you
Turkey: stomp on me
Turkey: you better stomp on me if you're gonna step on me, or else I'm coming after you again.

Nice Camping Excursion

Sitting in a courtyard drinking coffee where we were making the equivalent of 1/100th of a cup of Starbucks coffee.

The one nice thing about camping spots is that the clientele are sometimes universal. (Such as tonight's.)

[17:17] Angelaa Capalini: PAtric we need Babbler 3.17

/

[17:17] Angelaa Capalini: stat

[17:17] Patric: put yours on

[17:17] Patric: if you wear yours it works for me

[17:17] Patric: too

[17:18] Patric: i am co-dependent babbler

/

[17:18] Angelaa Capalini: well I wont make money this way

[17:19] Patric: lol

[17:19] allanjack Laryukov: senta alguem ai pra gente trocar ideia

[17:19] Angelaa Capalini: Doesn't Gus look like Milo?

[17:20] Patric: You could stay there drinking that coffee for hours and make lots of money but you'll lose it all in the cumulative bathroom time you've earned

/

Later

[17:45] Angelaa Capalini: what are you listening to tonight?

[17:47] Patric: i'm listening to Foreigners

[17:47] Angelaa Capalini: good choice

SL/Babbler 2.22

We were at the shop to get a robot bartender for my pool.

The proprietor of the shop was a French man who didn't speak English. Thanks to a HUD called 'the Babbler,' we had no trouble understanding him:

[18:33] Angelaa Capalini: we need a female robot bartender

[18:33] dactarus Kamachi: no

[18:33] babbler2.22: No

[18:34] dactarus Kamachi: j ai un lego si tu veut

[18:34] babbler2.22: I have a lego if you wants

[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: lego bartender?

[18:34] dactarus Kamachi: c est ca lego

[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: yes a lego

[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: Patric do you like a lego bartender?

[18:34] Patric: a wha--?

[18:34] Patric: if it's a robot

[18:34] Case Planer: excuse me for a moment, gens....ha ha legos!

[18:35] dactarus Kamachi: tu veut des sex ball

[18:35] babbler2.22: you wants sex ball

[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: no sex

[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: bar tender

[18:35] Patric: perfect

[18:35] babbler2.22: La livraison sur le chemin à Angelaa Capalini

[18:35] Patric: i don't want my bartenders to have sex

[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: lol

[18:36] Angelaa Capalini: no sex on the job

[18:36] dactarus Kamachi: ce shop a ouvert hiere seulement

[18:36] babbler2.22: this shop opened here only

[18:36] Angelaa Capalini: is this your shop?

[18:37] dactarus Kamachi: oui

[18:37] babbler2.22: yes

[18:37] Angelaa Capalini: Patric do you see that

[18:37] Angelaa Capalini: sign, full permission bartender

[18:37] dactarus Kamachi: oui ici ya que du full perm

[18:37] Patric: yes

[18:37] babbler2.22: yes that full perm

[18:38] Patric: Where you from, d?

[18:38] dactarus Kamachi: france

[18:38] babbler2.22: France

[18:38] Patric: i purchased the bartender HUD

[18:38] Angelaa Capalini: france?

[18:38] dactarus Kamachi: oui c est mon pays

[18:38] babbler2.22: yes is my country

[18:38] Case Planer: good night all, thank you Dac!

[18:39] dactarus Kamachi: bon soir egalement

[18:39] babbler2.22: good evening

SL/Chicken convo.

Angelaa Capalini: are just now seeing me?

Patric Styrian: i see you standing there seductively

Angelaa Capalini: hmm

Angelaa Capalini: well if you knew what I was eating

Angelaa Capalini: you might want even more of me

Patric Styrian: a watermellon?

Angelaa Capalini: no fake chicken

Patric Styrian: fake chicken what?

Angelaa Capalini: I saw you dont eat much meat

Patric Styrian: what body part exactly

Angelaa Capalini: and I dont eat any

Angelaa Capalini: but I do eat fake chicken

Patric Styrian: yeah, breast, leg, which?

Angelaa Capalini: nada

Angelaa Capalini: soy

Angelaa Capalini: I think

Angelaa Capalini: not sure

Angelaa Capalini: not sure I want to know

Patric Styrian: lol this conversation is classic stoner convo

Angelaa Capalini: what fake chicken consists of

SL/Getting dirty

Parental Advisory--Dirty.


Angelaa informed me how much she'd love to sit on my pole dancer's pole.

I said if she managed to sit on something like that she would be impaled.

I said we should find another piece of furniture for her to use...such as a peg from this bed. I offered to flip the bed over for her.

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Later, she saw my hat in a whole new perspective before fainting.

SL/Pool-ishness/

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Milo can't upload pictures for 2nd Day in a row and gets to Stage 2 Hulk
[16:53] Milorad Lehmann: what a shit i can't upload picture
[16:53] Patric: uh oh
[16:53] Patric: dont get milo angry
[16:54] Patric: milo turns a shade of green when he gets angry
[16:54] Milorad Lehmann: better to don't get pissed off
[16:54] Patric: really angry
[16:54] Yetrates Bates: green like the Hulk?
[16:54] Patric: yeah
[16:54] Patric: he begins to turn into Hulk then stops
[16:54] Yetrates Bates: maybe Milo is the Hulk
[16:54] Patric: i've never seen him go all the way
[16:54] Angelaa Capalini: lol possible
[16:55] Milorad Lehmann: i got erection when i'm angry
[16:55] Angelaa Capalini: LOL
[16:55] Yetrates Bates: lets piss him of, just to find out lol
[16:55] Patric: he gets to stage 2 Hulk
[16:55] Patric: never get to see him get to stage 4
[16:55] Patric:: or even stage 3

SL/Everything in pool

Yetrates showed up at pool with her futuristic aircraft just as I was kneeling in front of Angelaa on the air mattress.

It would be a huge environmental disaster for you to drain that thing in pool, I told Yet, not letting her know that each one of us had probably done it before.

SL/Cold Comfort

Milo was complaining about it being 95 in Serbia with no air conditioning so I wanted to take him to this place.
Winter's Gate it was called. Angelaa joined me to scope it out.
The only problem is, it was off-limits.
"There is only one way in," I informed her.
"That is?"
"You must squeeze between the lines."




Overheard:
"I can't see my breath but I would like that as an animation."

SL/On the loose

We had to hide in the sanctuary of the beach house after one of Jenny's beta elephants got loose.

Paging DrAlbert Hoffman

SL/Me and Milo coax Angelaa to try Ctrl-8 Five Times

Patric: Milo never inhales in SL or in RL
Milorad Lehmann: lol
Angelaa Capalini: that would be not right
Milorad Lehmann: air it's bad
Milorad Lehmann: oxygen kills brain cells
Patric: all plants should be eaten and never ingested by smoke
Angelaa Capalini: riiigghhht that is how it works huh ;)
Patric: only one ingestion entry
Milorad Lehmann: that it's theory of dr. albert hoffman
Patric: oh
Milorad Lehmann: i tryed it all his theoryes lol
Patric: i tried smoking then looking at his theories with a new perspective
Milorad Lehmann: press several times ctrl + 8 and you will see
Angelaa Capalini: what's that
Angelaa Capalini: no way
Milorad Lehmann: lol
Patric: do it
Milorad Lehmann: trust us
Angelaa Capalini: no way you sucked me down a swamp monster
Milorad Lehmann: lol
Patric: it is a fantastic piece of advise
Milorad Lehmann: i will rescue you
Angelaa Capalini: you really want me to?
Patric: yes
Milorad Lehmann: yes
Patric: we will meet you when you get there
Angelaa Capalini: ctrl + 8
Patric: exactly 5 times please
Patric: how are you feeling?
Milorad Lehmann: lol
Angelaa Capalini: glad I am not high
Milorad Lehmann: lol
Angelaa Capalini: shit did 6 times bad idea
Milorad Lehmann: i'm not glad that i'm not
Patric: you keep twirling around...you are acting like it
Milorad Lehmann: press ECS to back in normal condition
Angelaa Capalini: I am in black
Patric: hit ctrl-9 then
Angelaa Capalini: lol well my screen is
Milorad Lehmann: press ctrl
Milorad Lehmann: no
Milorad Lehmann: ESC
Angelaa Capalini: guys
Patric: escape won't work, have to use ctrl-9
Patric: is she back yet?
Angelaa Capalini: yes
You: good
Angelaa Capalini: I was transporting upstairs irl
Patric: how was your trip to the 'other side'?
Angelaa Capalini: freaky now how did you ever figure that out?
Patric: a gentleman named DrAlbert Hoffman, of all things
Angelaa Capalini: wonderful dr
Milorad Lehmann: now are you official member of the house