SL/SL Made Me a Freak

I logged in as an incomplete turkey, which made me not too happy, so I switched to an emergency elephant back-up, which didn't rez properly, either, so this is what I turned into--a freak. The buck teeth and hat are from another avatar that I tried to switch to and failed--a hobo.
I logged out, cleared my cache, restarted my computer, and the problem persisted: I'm a freak.
Problem is, there are still places to go and people to see. Am I going as a freak?
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I guess so...
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Hallelujah, I'ma freak!

SL/Dot Matrix

I am a follower of the green dots. Green dots represent people in Second Life when you use the map. I use the map to find nearby green dots a lot. I can never remember where the gay club is in my neighborhood, but there is one, and occasionally I click on green dots and teleport there, accidentally. Not intentionally, mind you: accidentally. I've also learned not to panic as I've done in the past and cause a disturbance. I just get out of the club as quickly as possible, green dots or not. All green dots look alike in Second Life. There are no shiny ones.
There are no dull ones either.
So, if you see a green dot on a map, it could mean a gay guy, a straight girl, a furry, a straight guy, or a gay furry. Or any combination. All green dots are considered equal.

With that in mind...

This is me (accidentally) in the gay club last night, as an elephant, trying to leave without causing a ruckus. Before leaving, I thought I'd make a quick splash in the hot tub, to show my solidarity. Which turned out to be a mistake, because I was joined by two fellows, who asked me all kinds of questions, and I was basically all wrinkly by the time I left, including my trunk.

SL/Turkey burnout

I've had so much turkey this week (and last week) that I may have reached burnout. The last straw was when I went to a neighbor's house today and waited atop her dinner table for her to wake up (she had her eyes shut). I was there more than an hour! (It seemed like an eternity.) When she finally awoke, she took a look at me, excused herself, and left the room.
Talk about a lack of thanks!

If you have a neighbor fall asleep on you, I suggest don't be a turkey. They are too passive, and only get thanked (maybe) once a year. Be a wolf. Be a tiger. Be an elephant!
An elephant is a better watch dog than a turkey anyday.

At YadNi's store...

I thought I'd have a little fun with my new avatar.

Patric shouts: something happened and now i'm an elephant

Patric shouts: i wish to speak to the owner

SL/On the loose

We had to hide in the sanctuary of the beach house after one of Jenny's beta elephants got loose.

Second Life/
I somehow ended up at a Yard Sale with Milo, my Serbian house mate, where we accidentally looked at beds.

I need to create a bed for straight men. It will be your basic canopy with a divider going down the middle.
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Pets Wanted
I want a pet goldfish that follows me around.

Pets Wanted
Jenny came over and brought with her her elephant.







Jenny was kind enough to let her elephant use the trampoline.



The giant bong that Milo kept outside the house was the perfect size for the elephant (who knew this as well).






That there might be a car in the way didn't slow the elephant down as he charged the bong.







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A perfect fit.

Second Life/Elephant eyes

I always like to check out what books people have.

This is quite an office.

Interesting trinkets.

Ahh, the office hours.

A two-way communicator. No hidden buttons underneath.

The office sits in the middle of strange landscape.

The occupier of this office is a strange looking cat.

This is his portrait.

Here he is working at desk with his portrait overhead.

The books are flavorable.

A very whacked-out painting. I like it.

Photographs on desk.

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What the--?

This gentleman is some sort of security.

His T-shirt says there is a Sasquatch in the area and to have caution.

Elsewhere...

Standing around with our tails hanging out.

An elephant has his eyes on a pretty one.

There is no mistaking the attraction.

Not sure the feeling is mutual.

Now eyes on me?

I'm the object of scrutiny?

Heavy scrutiny.

Others are starting to notice.

What is the deal?

I try to look casual but there's no avoiding the gaze.

Impenetrable.

Elephant eyes

Second Life/No Lag

A gentleman was dancing, and by the time I saw what he was carrying he had a girl clinging to his waist.

We were fortunate enough to have a giraffe on the dance floor.

A giraffe, a banana, Snoopy, and an attractive girl with giant fingers poking out of her back all on the same dance floor.

More giraffes show up, including an elephant.

Even more giraffes show up!

The giraffes are obviously having a good time.

A wolf on the dance floor. Uh oh.

Guess who it's got its eyes on?

A guy with a burning sombrero gets a little too close to one of the giraffes, which backs off.

The gentleman with the No Lag sign is holding a sparkler which may or may not be causing lag.

All the animals are paying attention to it.