SL/Encounters in Welcome Area pt. 30/small talk

Vladislav Ariel: /becomeslaphappy
Soy Burger: omg i got laid last night
Vladislav Ariel: really soy
Vladislav Ariel: what is that like
Vladislav Ariel: it's been so long
Soy Burger: it was very scripted
Vladislav Ariel: oh
Soy Burger: but otherwise all right
Vladislav Ariel: cool

SL/Sex with an alien
Yetrates brought me to the Bates Motel.
Since her last name is 'Bates' she thought it would be a good place
to visit.
I entered one of the rooms and I saw we had the same taste in bookshelves.
Moments later a woman came breezing through the bookshelves like it was a beaded doorway. She said it contained her office.

I complimented her on having a hidden office within the Bates Motel.
It dawned at me at this point that this was a strange place. It could also be a brothel.





I saw an alien outside. It was some kind of alien...escort.
Rather than take the chance of having my sexual material forcibly
removed that night, I volunteered to find us a room. The alien was agreeable, but wanted dibs on any material left behind from previous rendezvous.
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I couldn't get comfortable in bed with the lights on.






Even the bathroom light was on.
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I told the alien to find a way to shut off the lights--please.
Then two humans joined us in staring at me in disbelief.
When I stood up to surrender none of them offered to help.
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So, to impress them all, I began doing push-ups on the bed.

Second Life/Overheard

Safety-first:
"For lag, I need an animation of getting on all fours and crawling around."

The quote heard round the world:
"I want to have sex with every single person in SL before leaving."

Gambling Tip:
"Whenever I feed the sploder I whisper some mumbo jumbo and try not to get too tense."

SL/420/Misc.

Ponderable...
Would you feel comfortable in a dance club if a hot-looking girl compliments you and you know it could have something to do with her being an escort?

Advantages of being in a Bar with Zero Gravity:
Dancing could be dangerous. Bodies would literally slam against each other--which is the culmination I think of the dance craze.
Drinks would animate so when you tried to drink them the liquid would gush upwards.
Sex would probably be a challenge, since you'd likely have to rope your partner in.

Attending 'Jewish Shabbat Around the World.'

The event was attended by the dapper Avram.

It was a candle lighting ceremony bringing in the sabbath between the eastern and western halves of the USA.

The last thing I expected to see was a horse.

This elegant uniformed horse.

Second Life/Trying on Penises

One of the more interesting aspects about Second Life is the way it mirrors sex in our society. The most dynamic destinations seem to have a sexual component...
Speaking of which...
I tried on penises for the first time today. (I've been wandering around SL without one for days!) (Proving how unassimilated I am.)
The penis I selected frankly mirrors my own rather well-endowed size, but don't hold it against me. :)
I paid too much for mine, if you must know. To get the right one, I had to stand back, with a finger on my lower lip and take in the vast array of penises...
Finally I settled on this humongous gland.
(I paid 400 linden dollars for it.)
(---eeeeeeeeek-----!!) The women should love it.

I do.