SL/Encounters in Welcome Area pt.7/robot closecall

Near the Welcome Area was a giant robot.
Soy tried to warn the villagers. He shouted: "someone let loose a robot. If that's your robot on the loose, please claim it"
The robot ducked behind a tree.
Soy shouted: "that robot is trying to hide in the foliage"
Then he shouted: "we have a robot on the loose, Sector D"
He shouted: "the robot's movements are being hamstrung by lag"
Atharva Rossini: "Where dat robot"

Atharva Rossini: "looked mighty big to mee"

Soy shouted: "Sector D"

Atharva Rossini: "are we safe in here?"

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Soy shouted: "yes, by 2 feet"

At Hooters -N- Shooters/60s Night

Elvis showed up at Hooters, doing unimaginable things with his hips.
Someone in the audience dared Elvis to keep dancing the way he was but with one breast exposed.
Elle was a trooper all night, DJing even though she had a headache.
A robot on the dance floor made everyone seem like they were dancing 10x better.

SL/Babbler 2.22

We were at the shop to get a robot bartender for my pool.

The proprietor of the shop was a French man who didn't speak English. Thanks to a HUD called 'the Babbler,' we had no trouble understanding him:

[18:33] Angelaa Capalini: we need a female robot bartender

[18:33] dactarus Kamachi: no

[18:33] babbler2.22: No

[18:34] dactarus Kamachi: j ai un lego si tu veut

[18:34] babbler2.22: I have a lego if you wants

[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: lego bartender?

[18:34] dactarus Kamachi: c est ca lego

[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: yes a lego

[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: Patric do you like a lego bartender?

[18:34] Patric: a wha--?

[18:34] Patric: if it's a robot

[18:34] Case Planer: excuse me for a moment, gens....ha ha legos!

[18:35] dactarus Kamachi: tu veut des sex ball

[18:35] babbler2.22: you wants sex ball

[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: no sex

[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: bar tender

[18:35] Patric: perfect

[18:35] babbler2.22: La livraison sur le chemin à Angelaa Capalini

[18:35] Patric: i don't want my bartenders to have sex

[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: lol

[18:36] Angelaa Capalini: no sex on the job

[18:36] dactarus Kamachi: ce shop a ouvert hiere seulement

[18:36] babbler2.22: this shop opened here only

[18:36] Angelaa Capalini: is this your shop?

[18:37] dactarus Kamachi: oui

[18:37] babbler2.22: yes

[18:37] Angelaa Capalini: Patric do you see that

[18:37] Angelaa Capalini: sign, full permission bartender

[18:37] dactarus Kamachi: oui ici ya que du full perm

[18:37] Patric: yes

[18:37] babbler2.22: yes that full perm

[18:38] Patric: Where you from, d?

[18:38] dactarus Kamachi: france

[18:38] babbler2.22: France

[18:38] Patric: i purchased the bartender HUD

[18:38] Angelaa Capalini: france?

[18:38] dactarus Kamachi: oui c est mon pays

[18:38] babbler2.22: yes is my country

[18:38] Case Planer: good night all, thank you Dac!

[18:39] dactarus Kamachi: bon soir egalement

[18:39] babbler2.22: good evening

Pool Robot Bartender Needed

Attention: ALL Robot bartender candidates

"We need a full-time robot bartender that has been accused of being gay, but isn't. It will have to serve drinks sometimes at long stretches. By 'long stretches' we mean using arms that can span 50m of patio as well as sometimes waiting 29 hours between guests.


"Pay is commensurate with what tips you earn and what country you were made in."

SL/Disconnect-ed

Yetrates had us teleport to a new place, but I couldn't rez Milo--just his joint and sunglasses.

I suggested he wrap himself up with bandages.

When he finally did rez, I didn't know what was worse: him invisible or him naked!

Morning @ the pool (afternoon in Serbian time)

[8:54] Milorad Lehmann: so what are you doing here in this ours

[8:55] Milorad Lehmann: this is not your time

[8:55] Patric Styrian: lmao

[8:55] Patric Styrian: i didn't know i was barging in on your time

[8:56] Patric Styrian: right now we are in serbian time?

[8:56] Milorad Lehmann: yey

[8:56] Patric Styrian: until sun goes down, then it's florida time

[8:56] Milorad Lehmann: its 6pm here

[8:56] Patric Styrian: must be nice

[8:56] Patric Styrian: you are always leading the way with time

At Night

If you are zipping around, always wear a reflector.

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Pardon me, yes, I had a reservation.

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Why don't you check your computer again, I'm telling you I had a reservation.

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Ok how does one bribe the robot?

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Excuse me for a moment, sir, while I help out this young lady who is walking in place.

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SL/Conspiring against a Robot

I saw this fellow standing on a plot of vacant land near the castle and I was bored, so I wandered over.

Patric: Yes? can i help you?
Roundabout Ogee: I doubt it. With what?
Patric: you are here as a guest soaking up the sunshine
Patric: i'll be the one asking questions
Roundabout Ogee: No, I'm here as an owner
Patric: i see
Patric: i was applying for butler position
Patric: i hope i was convincing
Roundabout Ogee: What for? No house, how could you butle?
Patric: they call me the fresh air butler
Roundabout Ogee: One of those odd job jobs?
Patric: i take what i can get
Roundabout Ogee: Well, I don't think there are any butling positions here at the moment. How would you butle in SL anyway?
Patric: "sir, Master Roundabout will be TPing in shortly....please be seated."
Patric: i guess you use imagination
Roundabout Ogee: Have you tried the castle next door? He has the outfit for butling.
Patric: oh i applied there too
Patric: he said he'd get back to me
Roundabout Ogee: Well, there is a career change possible with the cr dealership nearby.
Patric: oh good idea
Patric: i need a more honest living
Roundabout Ogee: As long as it isn't used cars, it may be just the thing.
Patric: i got tired of selling those
Patric: kept getting 'declines'
Roundabout Ogee: Don't tell me you used to sell VW Rabbits?
Patric: everything but.
Patric: tanks
Patric: hot rods
Patric: even insects
Roundabout Ogee: Bee level cars?
Patric: selling insects on SL was not the smartest idea
Patric: well not that one
Patric: yet
Roundabout Ogee: No. more like a plague.
Patric: yeah never tried offering plagues yet
Roundabout Ogee: SL likely needs more uncles than ants, right?
Patric: i think i would take my chances with ant
Patric: have you been to the castle lately?
Roundabout Ogee: No, I've been working on the plot here. He said there was a device that likes to shoot at folks in the front.
Patric: oh god
Patric: yes
Patric: the robot butler
Patric: it was firing stuff at me yesterday for minutes
Patric: i was praying for a cork
Roundabout Ogee: Replaced by a machine. That's why he doesn't need a butler.
Patric: it is way more charming but i still think it needs to go.
Patric: perhaps over this ledge
Patric: say...you wouldn't want to help me, would you?
Patric: i trick it over here and we both shove it over edge
Patric: we cover up the footprints
Roundabout Ogee: RL is calling. I need to go attend to business there.
Patric: i mean track marks
Patric: ok, see you sir
Roundabout Ogee: Nice to chat.

SL/Catching Up
Don't be ridiculous, no one can see you right now.

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Meet Darkshroom, proprietor of the castle next to Jenny's.








(Darkshroom is in front, his robot-butler is in background.)
His robot-butler is efficient and likes to guard the front door.
"I OBEY" in a metalic voice is heard quite regularly from Shroom's place.

If you make a move for the front door the robot will get in your face and fire a (non-lethal) gun at you. You stand there and take it until Darkshroom calls it off.
I've never made it to door without the robot-butler greeting me.