SL/More trials of the turkey

My turkey is less than one foot tall, which makes him vulnerable to being overlooked.

Yetrates didn't recognize me even though were were on the same roof.

I used the trampoline to show her it was possible for me to fly.

Yetrates said she had

a turkey car in her Inventory, and believe it or not she did! I rode around in it, but it was remote controlled. Yetrates nearly flipped me over! This is me facing straight up.

"If it rains, I'm dead."

The car disappeared. She saw me admiring her Lamborghini.

Yetrates Bates: dont poo on the lamboo ok

Patric: i try not to

Yetrates Bates: ok

Yetrates Bates: cuz when you do

Yetrates Bates: you need to clean it

Patric: I hire a human for that

Yetrates Bates: lol

Yetrates Bates: turkey hires human

Patric: to feed me as well as take care of my doo

Patric: In return, you get to eat me

Yetrates Bates: hahah

Yetrates Bates: i fry you up

Patric: don't eat me unless you can prove you are an excellent chef

Yetrates Bates: i am

Yetrates Bates: i have some hamburgers on the roof

Patric: yeah, true

Patric: you seasoned them just right

Patric: go ahead, you can fry me

Yetrates Bates: darn running out of weed sucks as hell

Patric: i wish i could pass you some

Patric: someday they will have the technology for that

Yetrates Bates: some U.S. weed

Yetrates Bates: lol

Patric: yeah, you will be able to partake of some U.S. weed...and me some Dutch weed

Patric: i can even sample some Turkish hash

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Yetrates Bates: lol turkey

Patric: you can blindfold me and stick a tube in my mouth and i can tell you what nation is responsible for what weed

Yetrates Bates: hahaha lol

Yetrates Bates: you go Turkey

SL/Retired Milo was Security/Pool Maintenance Man/Pot Farm ambassador

Since Milo's "retirement" I've no choice but to think seriously about what to do with my property.
One idea is to spread hot lava all over the place and walk away, since lava requires very little maintenance. If I return home and find someone's Inventory items have turned to goo, or, say, hot lead, I will know I've had a trespasser.
Another thing would be to install quicksand all over the place, or better yet, hot quicksand, because I'm told there is a lava-quicksand hybrid you can buy now, which is all the rage in totalitarian sims that have Pacific themes.
One of Milo's jobs was to maintain the pool, so now I'm stuck with a pool that's hosted approximately 18 parties in the past several weeks and hasn't been drained once. Three fat guys, furries, a host from Nickelodeon, chips, fountain coins, you name it, all have been in my pool, not to mention several good-looking women, and I'd like to keep the good-looking women coming back, so if you know someone with pool maintenance/medicine skills, send him/her to me, stat.
Any pool guests would have to be choppered in, thanks to the lava, so I am also looking for an experienced pilot. (Milo is costing more than he knows!)
I had wanted to get the pot farm so big it covered the entire sim. In fact, I wanted to expand it to several islands so that it would be required to have its own ambassador. Milo was to be that ambassador, but he never knew it, aside from this paragraph, so if you're reading this, Milo, you can have the 'ass' from the middle of that word ambassador, because you blew a good opportunity, sir.
Maybe now that Milo is retired he can be that ambassador, since ambassadors are usually retired folks. So if you're reading this, Milo, the job is still open.

SL/When hair falls out learn to belly dance

I went to the UFO during a costume change at Milo's party and my hair decides to fall out. Fifty trips to the UFO and nothing strange happens and now all of a sudden I lose my dreads? And my eyebrows, and my soul patch? Right in the middle of our pool party?
In my Inventory I have a bellydancer's costume that I knew would come in handy someday if I didn't get rid of it, so I return to party as though nothing had happened.
The veils do a decent job covering up the fact that I've lost my hair.

SL/Day Off cont./Need a BIG Cabinet for all that Booze

Cerulean told me her group holds an "alcohol appreciation" (a.a.) day on Wednesdays where everyone gets loaded up with free drinks. I told her her Inventory must be filled with various bottles of booze. She said Yup. I told her I would hate to have my Inventory searched for all the grass I got in there. She said whatever happens in SL stays in SL.

Now I'm wondering who has the largest collection of drinks (alcoholic) here in Second Life?

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Note: a.a. differentiates itself from A.A. (Alcoholics Anonymous) by always using lower case letters.

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Overheard/Eerie

"I went to the bathroom for a normal 'brb' and when I returned a roomful of people had vanished."

SL/Smokeable ideas/

Hey-Back Machine

In a busy club the 'heys' may come fast and furious. Eliminate hard feelings (or confusion) by automatically typing 'hey' to anyone who offers you one--no matter how faint they are. Never miss 'heys' again!

Overheard:
Clothing Options

MasterPee: have you ever rezzed naked to an event thanks to the lag?
reddJ: i change here alwasy for next event lol
MasterPee: that is the worst
DaisyC: not yet, Master...and I don't want to start now.
MasterPee: i made it all right but my clothes didn't
DaisyC: lol
MasterPee: thank god i had a towel in inventory
DaisyC: now that's funny, Master.....
MasterPee: always have a towel in inventory
reddJ: least iam no wearing primstonight lol
JeanP: I've had some major lag on my clothing changes before... kinda embarraassing!
MasterPee: it took you 5 minutes to put on those shoes
JeanP: Something like that, seriously.
reddJ: thats what tp home is for real fast lol
MasterPee: you need chiropractor
audreyM: rofl
JeanP: I dunno, the great thing about SL is that we have zero-G boobies!
MasterPee: i wish clothes just didn't suddenly appear...i would like to see myself putting them on
reddJ: we used to fly up at the other place lol
audreyM: rofl Master
reddJ: i think we all have changed our clothes up there
MasterPee: left sleeve first, then right
MasterPee: one good thing about SL is that you can leave your purses behind
audreyM: true
MasterPee: no one ever peddles purses
redJ: lol

Nude Shopping

Who will be the first entrepeneur to open up a discount food chain exclusively for nude shoppers?

Video

I watched (and watched) the best, trippiest, coolest, most intersting SL video last night and today. If This is Second Life Why is My Heart Breaking in Real Life

Stairway to Chicken

I saw this dude building this spiral staircase that was his homage to chicken.

SL/420/Inventory Recycling Center (IRC)

Imagine a recycling center for all the inventory items that you want to get rid of.
You simply show up and dump your contents into this giant machine: out comes a new Inventory item. Sort of like a blender.
You fill it with "junk" and it squirts out a prize.
How can you argue with that?

Overheard:

"I am looking at you and can't imagine that you are 5 hours away."

"Is the sun setting or rising I'm stoned."