SL/Woody Alert

Time to take Woody for a stroll.











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Electric Horseman eat your heart out :)










The players don't care; Woody could crap on the craps tables for all they care.
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Also, the blinking lights don't affect his mind (as far as I can tell).










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Later, he begins to think I am a boil on his skin so here he is standing under a heat lamp.
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I teleport back to the house but Woody doesn't make it!
Then I rush back to the casino and Woody's not there either!
"Anyone seen an elephant?" I ask the zombies, rhetorically.

I quickly think of my pot farm which is in need of constant manure and I realize that my WOODY IS NOW MISSING.

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Overheard

"From now on when you mention real life you must use parenthesis."

SL/April Foolishness
Patric shouts: i want one of you casino zombies to finally say something EmilyK: something
Patric: lol hi Emily

Patric: good to see you in print again

Patric: before the night is over i want to round up a few of you casino zombies for cheap labor around my house

Patric: starting with this chauffeur next to me

Patric: i can tell what each and every one of you were in a previous life

Patric: you, sir, were a trucker

Patric: you look like an architect

Patric: you are a homemaker

Patric: you are obviously a stripper

Patric: you are a canine

Patric: now you are all casino zombies

A casino zombie.

When the sun gets to the right position, the eyes change.

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He is about to go gambling again.










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Camping Solutions?

For campers, I want to use a pair of cymbals.
For campers, I want to offer them TP (toilet paper).
For campers, I want to be able to dress them up as I see fit.
For campers, it's sometimes necessary to hold a mirror up to their mouths.
For campers, I want to put a box around them with completely new scenery.

SL/420/Happy Tables

The tip is something you have to earn tonight. Read it.

Speaking of $$$

A good way to earn lindens would be to inch your way along a power line (tip-toeing). The powerline would occasionally sway in the wind, and you might not make it to other side. Also, it could rain at any moment, making you a fried possum. But the longer you stay on the powerline, the more you will earn.

Another way would be to hang around a fountain and when passers-by toss in coins you could dive after them. (This would all be legit, of course.) Several of you would be diving at once so it would resemble the Epiphany of the Greek Orthodox Church (except this one's for strict monetary gain). The scene could also look like a dolphin show, but instead of fish, you would surface with lindens in your teeth. You could dry off between dives and change outfits--possibly earning more lindens that way. Soon you would be in good enough (financial) shape to leave the fountain but why would you? The fountain is a really cool place to hang out.

Running Advertisement

I'd spotted this cutie in the casino and she was wearing a sandwich board, but when I moved in closer to read it, she took off running.

Later at the thinking lounge.

Trying to recall what the advertisement had said.