A few things were overheard at Stoner Beach by the "guy who didn't want to get naked." At Stoner Beach, clothing is optional...and it's understandable not to want to get naked since you are already paranoid. However, this gentleman thought tattoos were the solution to his panic:
1. "Um, I want your tattoos."
2. "If one is coated with tattoos, then one is never completely naked."
3. "How much ink do you have to have before you are declared no longer naked?"
He washed ashore at the clothing optional beach. 
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Didn't have the type of skin that would last very long.
Believe it or not this is him standing under water.
Taboos/Tattoos
"Teleporting issues kept me from leaving the nude beach much to the dismay of my already-departed girlfriend."
"I was amazed at the sheer amount of tattoos on the (nude) beach."
Song Title:
"I Teleported Ok but Missing One Tattoo."
SL/total rambling of As
Anima
I want animation of me checking my wristwatch after each 10 minutes spent with a woman shopping for hair.
Announcement
We'll be holding weekly "bong-band" meetings at my house so bring your bongs and be prepared to suck.
Activism
Since our beach view was sold to a bunch of greedy developers, I propose we erect a giant mural of a beach scene in our backyards that defies the original.
Art
I want a poor house with a very very expensive bathroom.
Attraction?
He needs an animation of fainting every time he sees boobs. Paradoxically, boobs are the only things that can bring him back to life.
Alternative
"I'm going to be the first father that gives birth on Second Life."
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Instead of lindens we will be dispensing our own currency: lyndons.
Second Life/New Neighbors
I went to my beach property but my phone rang in rl so I sat on my rooftop to finish the conversation.
When I came to, I discovered the beach had grown quickly in the past twenty-four hours; new houses had sprung up overnight. Just yesterday the beach was completely empty (it was just me and the pool). Now it was a genuine 'thriving beach community.' I have neighbors left and right!
Time to show up with some housewarming gifts, I guess.
Except I have no housewarming gifts.
Someone should open up a business that sells housewarming gifts on SL.
My new neighbor Juko Tempel didn't take long to introduce herself. She was astonishingly beautiful and invited me over to her futuristic house. I was impressed with her furniture.
I told her I appreciated that her door made the same "shoooooop" sound as the one in Star Trek. No response. She changed outfits in front of me (sorry, no pictures) and we discussed the neighborhood pool. I told her I thought it was coming along beautifully. We chatted some more.
Finally she announced that she had to leave. I could find my own way out, I told her.
I told her I would.
