Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts

Thursday, December 20, 2007

SL/Modification

"I wanted a goatee, but things went horribly wrong and I ended up with a beard."


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Soy: if you have tattoos AND muscles AND sunglasses, the chances you will meet women here increase by the minute

SL/Overheard in Welcome Area

"The older you get the more tattoos you will get."


"If you locate people with tattoos you will find them seasoned vets."


Friday, August 17, 2007

SL/Bull s--t

I was given a tough-looking bull to ride on a dance floor and it sparked some interesting conversation once the bull and I got to know each other.


"My bull likes to eat grass but doesn't like to get caught eating it."
"he is a grass eater"
"deep down"

Some human announced she was a grass smoker. I told her my bull would like to get introduced to the crispier side of grass. I told her I had a billygoat once that had been trained only to eat stems and seeds.
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"My bull wants to know where the fire exit is in case he wants to stampede."
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My bull was skittish:
"Some girl got a little too close with a hot iron last week" I explained
"he hasn't been the same since"
Isis: "Oh poor bull"
"If you are wearing red it's your own damn fault."
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"My bull told me he has one sound he hates more than all"
"sizzling sound"
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Then came the implications of tattoos.

"my bull is not thrilled that you humans like tattoos so much"

[10:15] Isis Humphreys: why pat?
[10:15] Isis Humphreys: why doesn´t it like tattoos?
[10:15] Patric: to them it's just a 2 hour branding

SL/Clear view/Overheard

"If you continue to strip for me please please promise me you won't add any more tattoos."

Saturday, August 11, 2007

SL/Encounters in Welcome Area pt.6/sun/spots

Soy met AIste.

"I see a leopard unless...those are mini tattoos."
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Later

She changes completely out of her spots.



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[19:54] Soy: in the darkness we have the best conversations
[19:54] Soy: i've been here 14 days
[19:54] Soy: in this camp
[19:54] AIste: hehe
[19:54] Arkangel: i was wondering why it's dark
[19:54] Arkangel: somebody turn on some damn torches, looks like survivor in here
[19:55] Soy: i've been here 14 days and almost didn't make it to 14 due to some wolves howling last night
[19:55] AIste: click on the World tab and then Force sun to Noon
[19:55] Soy: forcing the Sun to rise is godlike
[19:56] AIste: yes but easy to do if you want the sun to be in another place
[19:56] Soy: i want the sun to be facing the other direction

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Stoner Nude Beach

A few things were overheard at Stoner Beach by the "guy who didn't want to get naked." At Stoner Beach, clothing is optional...and it's understandable not to want to get naked since you are already paranoid. However, this gentleman thought tattoos were the solution to his panic:

1. "Um, I want your tattoos."
2. "If one is coated with tattoos, then one is never completely naked."
3. "How much ink do you have to have before you are declared no longer naked?"