Showing posts with label Scientologists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scientologists. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

SL/Verbatim

I never thought I would see the phrase: "thanks for that meow, dude."

Religious NEWS/Overheard

18:48[Peter]I want to be a scientologist for awhile
18:48 [Peter]they say you can join for like 60 days

Taking it to another level
"I want to join a free masonry lodge undercover as a scientologist."

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Vibes...

Someone asked me what the vibes were like here in Florida. I told him the vibes were incredible (and for me, essential).
Incredible vibes! Balmy and sunny and rainy and sandy. Hurricanes and Dolphins. It has both a strong Latin influence mixed with a decidedly Cracker influence. Blacks, whites, Hispanics, all living together. Jews and trailer trash. Baptists and Swamps and Space Shuttles. Three miles from where I live is the intersection of Ft. Harrison Avenue and Cleveland Street and that's where about a million Scientologists hang out.
Daytona 500 and Disney World. The Everglades and Lynyrd Skynyrd and Ray Charles and Jimmy Buffet and Princess Cruise Lines and sharks and a strong Canadian presence.
We also evacuate. In the meantime, we like our college football and sunsets (and sunrises) and spring breaks and foamy surf and giant cockroaches (NOT). We are home to lightning and pitbulls and pastel colors...

We like the vibes here, believe it or not, because there are about one-billion of them.