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I decided to be a bee, since there is nothing as incongrous as a bee buzzing around winter-themed sims.

I resisted the urge to be a reindeer, mainly because I remember the abuse one took in a niteclub I was at last year. People were riding it like it was the bar bull. (It was all fun and games until a burly Santa showed up.)

So, I decided to be nothing "Christmassy" this year. Nothing invoking saliva. Nothing to ride on. But something that would invoke fear if I got too close.

SL/Bull s--t

I was given a tough-looking bull to ride on a dance floor and it sparked some interesting conversation once the bull and I got to know each other.

"My bull likes to eat grass but doesn't like to get caught eating it."

"he is a grass eater"

"deep down"

Some human announced she was a grass smoker. I told her my bull would like to get introduced to the crispier side of grass. I told her I had a billygoat once that had been trained only to eat stems and seeds.

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"My bull wants to know where the fire exit is in case he wants to stampede."

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My bull was skittish:

"Some girl got a little too close with a hot iron last week" I explained

"he hasn't been the same since"

Isis: "Oh poor bull"

"If you are wearing red it's your own damn fault."

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"My bull told me he has one sound he hates more than all"
"sizzling sound"

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Then came the implications of tattoos.

"my bull is not thrilled that you humans like tattoos so much"

[10:15] Isis Humphreys: why pat?
[10:15] Isis Humphreys: why doesn´t it like tattoos?
[10:15] Patric: to them it's just a 2 hour branding