SL/Overheard after pool party

"I was surprised so many people around the world spoke 'ahahahahaha.'"


Overheard from frustrated stripper:
"I'm going to strangle this pole."

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Milo made it (dig)

SL/420/Ramblethon

Invention
I want to invent a wristwatch that uses the hairs on my wrist and my freckles to keep the time instead of a clunky timepiece.

New Band Name:
Bedrock Feet

I want new sipping noises for a wide variety of coffees.
Sip sip noise: when it's really hot.
Gulp Gulp: after 10 creamers cooling it down.
Echo Echo: when your nose is down the cup and you insist on talking.
NOTES: The first sip of the morning will have an "ahhhh" sound.
Italic text for Italian roasts; Bold for darker roasts.

Ponderable...
Can I swear on somebody else's mother if I use my left hand?

TREES

Someone needs to invent...
A tree in my yard that keeps getting taller with each passing day...

My dance floor:
Will have a tree in the middle with a tree fort on top.
Leaves will change colors, including the psychedelic ones.
The bark will also growl.

Second Life/Mystery Church

Looking for a church without crosses. Then I saw the beanstalk.

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It grew higher than anything I've yet seen.

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Way into the clouds.

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At the bottom of the beanstalk was the church.

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Preparing for Entry

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Not what I expected.

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Typically, I'm not into doors. But this door was locked, which made me ponder it. Then I noticed how psychedelic it was.

Nothing makes you ponder like a locked door.