SL/Showgirl

At Loon's Strip Club/Breakfast lounge

I told Toker Ursula she had every right to go behind the speaker when she wanted to change, but she insisted on doing it out in the open.


She turned around, though, and I got the tease of a lifetime.
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Later she told me she wanted to go upstairs. I told her it was probably due to the fact that she usually faced that direction when climbing the dance pole.
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Finally she did go upstairs. The second floor was not much to recommend except it had a bunch of ferns.












The third floor, however, had an office. I dared Ursula to get naked on the office desk. I told her about the crowd on the dance floor below. I said it was a double dare.

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She was more interested in getting hired at the club. Her time on the pole, as good as it had been, had only been a tryout. She hadn't received a tip jar yet. She wanted a tip jar.
The first chance she got she was in front of Ferguso Loon, the owner, pleading her case.
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"You the owner?"
"Yeah"
"They said I wouldn't get a tip jar unless you checked me out."
"Head to toe," I reminded him.
Ursula was informed that before anyone's hired at the club Ferguso had the right to see them naked.
"To prove that you're a lady," I said.
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(to be continued)(sleep)

SL/Overheard/

ZinY: I was trying to tip the tip jar but it went into her instead.
Muaw: You're lucky you're not in trouble.

SL/Stuck in a Mall/Survival Tips

Today there were lots of "teleporting issues" for me. Here is where I got stuck:



For two hours I was unable to teleport out of this mall (where I'd gone looking for formal wear accessories). [Walking was out of the question, too.] For two hours, I had to pace around and look at every single display at least five times, constantly hitting the 'Teleport' button to no avail.
This display caused me the most anxiety:

My "survival tip" would be to "Always stay in a crowded area if you're not sure there's not going to be any server issues." This way you will have actual people to talk to and not just shoes and wigs and men's ties, like me. If you do get stuck in a place for up to 1-5 hours solo, try to make it in a mall--if possible. But even in a mall, I must admit, I came very very close to logging out. At one point I actually began looking at sales involving the "other gender," which is to say, I forced my mind into a whole new discipline. This also helped me to survive.

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Excerpt from "Memoirs of Being Stuck on Island Alone":

"At one point, I saw a poseball and began to drool."

Second Life/Overheard

Safety-first:
"For lag, I need an animation of getting on all fours and crawling around."

The quote heard round the world:
"I want to have sex with every single person in SL before leaving."

Gambling Tip:
"Whenever I feed the sploder I whisper some mumbo jumbo and try not to get too tense."