Showing posts with label bartender. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bartender. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

SL/Babbler 2.22

We were at the shop to get a robot bartender for my pool.

The proprietor of the shop was a French man who didn't speak English. Thanks to a HUD called 'the Babbler,' we had no trouble understanding him:

[18:33] Angelaa Capalini: we need a female robot bartender
[18:33] dactarus Kamachi: no
[18:33] babbler2.22: No
[18:34] dactarus Kamachi: j ai un lego si tu veut
[18:34] babbler2.22: I have a lego if you wants
[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: lego bartender?
[18:34] dactarus Kamachi: c est ca lego
[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: yes a lego
[18:34] Angelaa Capalini: Patric do you like a lego bartender?
[18:34] Patric: a wha--?
[18:34] Patric: if it's a robot
[18:34] Case Planer: excuse me for a moment, gens....ha ha legos!
[18:35] dactarus Kamachi: tu veut des sex ball
[18:35] babbler2.22: you wants sex ball
[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: no sex
[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: bar tender
[18:35] Patric: perfect
[18:35] babbler2.22: La livraison sur le chemin à Angelaa Capalini
[18:35] Patric: i don't want my bartenders to have sex
[18:35] Angelaa Capalini: lol
[18:36] Angelaa Capalini: no sex on the job
[18:36] dactarus Kamachi: ce shop a ouvert hiere seulement
[18:36] babbler2.22: this shop opened here only
[18:36] Angelaa Capalini: is this your shop?
[18:37] dactarus Kamachi: oui
[18:37] babbler2.22: yes
[18:37] Angelaa Capalini: Patric do you see that
[18:37] Angelaa Capalini: sign, full permission bartender
[18:37] dactarus Kamachi: oui ici ya que du full perm
[18:37] Patric: yes
[18:37] babbler2.22: yes that full perm
[18:38] Patric: Where you from, d?
[18:38] dactarus Kamachi: france
[18:38] babbler2.22: France
[18:38] Patric: i purchased the bartender HUD
[18:38] Angelaa Capalini: france?
[18:38] dactarus Kamachi: oui c est mon pays
[18:38] babbler2.22: yes is my country
[18:38] Case Planer: good night all, thank you Dac!
[18:39] dactarus Kamachi: bon soir egalement
[18:39] babbler2.22: good evening

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Pool Robot Bartender Needed

Attention: ALL Robot bartender candidates

"We need a full-time robot bartender that has been accused of being gay, but isn't. It will have to serve drinks sometimes at long stretches. By 'long stretches' we mean using arms that can span 50m of patio as well as sometimes waiting 29 hours between guests.


"Pay is commensurate with what tips you earn and what country you were made in."