SL/Happily inworld (w/ Garry)

happilyO met some nice people stuck on Orientation Island.

happilyO: do you remember the first words you typed?
happilyO: i typed Mama
Nyx Faulkes: lol, the first words I typed were "yes, I do". Mama is a good one
happilyO: your first word was "yes"
happilyO: you are a positive person
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happilyO: all men who part their hair on the right, meet in this circle
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Garry Reinard: too many twin brothers
happilyO: lol
Garry Reinard: I am new member
happilyO: Garry, hi
happilyO: do you go by Garry or Gary?
Garry Reinard: it's equal
Garry Reinard: where are we?
happilyO: i think somewhere
Garry Reinard: ?
Garry Reinard: i am a new member
happilyO: i know where we are
happilyO: here we are
Garry Reinard: what's this island?
happilyO: this is Orientation Island
happilyO: this is where you find out if you're gay or straight

[a twin shows up]
happilyO: say hello to a brother of yours
Garry Reinard: hello Gord
happilyO: since you are both from the same family i would advise you not be attracted to each other
happilyO: you are allowed to love him, but there are certain asterisks involved
Garry Reinard: I am not gay
happilyO: good, you know your Orientation
Garry Reinard: I am here because I start here
Garry Reinard: casually
Garry Reinard: thanks
happilyO: ok, since you are not gay you aren't allowed to get naked at certain places on this map

happilyO: ok?
Garry Reinard: ok!
Garry Reinard: good bye!
happilyO: wait
Garry Reinard: yes?
happilyO: you haven't toured the island yet
Garry Reinard: no
happilyO: you didn't see the volcano yet?
Garry Reinard: no
happilyO: follow me
happilyO: wait, do you know how to walk yet?
Garry Reinard: no thanks
Garry Reinard: You are very nice
happilyO: follow me...i'm not gay either
happilyO: if we get to the top and i try anything funny you can throw me into the volcano
Garry Reinard: but now i must leave you
happilyO: ok, Garry
happilyO: hurry back
Garry Reinard: ok
Garry Reinard: I am italian
happilyO: ok, cooool
Garry Reinard: now my time is 2.03 AM
happilyO: is Garry a common name in Italy?
Garry Reinard: no my name is Gaetano.
happilyO: nice to meet you, Gaetano
Garry Reinard: excuse me
Garry Reinard: happily
Garry Reinard: only one thing
happilyO: yes?
happilyO: jess?
Garry Reinard: what's a volcano?
happilyO: ever hear of Vesuvius?
Garry Reinard: yeah
happilyO: that's like what it is

Garry Reinard: but what's the carchteristic

Garry Reinard: of this
happilyO: well, we use it for human sacrifice
happilyO: you didn't know what kind of world you entered did you?
Garry Reinard: no
happilyO: well, we have human sacrifices here sometimes
Garry Reinard: ah ah funny
happilyO: if the stock market is good in real world, we celebrate in this world by sacrificing a virgin
Garry Reinard: and I am Santa Claus
happilyO: glad to meet you

Random Thoughts...

One guy was describing how he designs all his audio scripts with Notepad. And it seems to me that through the years I've heard plenty of people describe themselves as "Notepad users," which means basically
they're script scribers. So I daresay Notepad may be the paintbox easel of the 21st Century.

I want to create a gigantic volcano in Second Life and sacrifice a 'king of spam.' The guy will be dangling dollar bill signs just outside our grasp as we get nearer and nearer to him. Finally, he will fall backwards into our most-unforgiving volcano.