Who's in bed?

I told a friend in France I was going to bed, since it was nearly 1:30am in Florida. In France it was nearly 6:30am. He told me he'd already been to bed and that he'd gotten up two hours earlier (at 4:30am).
I was chuckling at the fact that I was going to beat France to bed, yet France had already been to bed.
France was an early riser (and an early-to-bed'r).
I love the internet.
I love this world.

SL/Yetti

Shit--and I don't say shit often--I just realized that the person in my bed was a gift from Jenny to represent Yetrates when she's absent. In fact, it's not a guy, after all; it's a woman, dummy: it's Yet. My angle had been off, sorry to report, and now I see the resemblance. I had casually mentioned to Jenny some months earlier that it would be nice to have a clone of Yetrates running around the place in the event the microwave needed cleaning, or something like that, and now I am gifted with a version of Yet permanently in bed.

It is nice knowing that Yetrates, or a facsimile thereof, is always in the house.

SL/I'd found this poor girl asleep in bed.

I immediately summoned Milo, who was dressed as Death, so he could come over, stand at the foot of the bed, and wait for her to wake up.

We marvelled at her being asleep. We'd seen plenty of people using beds--but none ever for sleeping.

SL/Realigiosity

Milo loves Mom.
Milo warns about doing harm to Mom.

Milo: i going to sleep you continue conversation
Patric: follow our conversation while you're asleep
Milo: if somethink happened to my mom patric you will be responsable
Patric: she will take all the precautionary pills
Milo: then i dont wanna be in your skin
Patric: she doesn't want to have you again
Patric: she will take all precautions
Milo: cya patric
Milo: cya mom
Patric: awww
Patric: have him twice in a row
Mom: ok son bye have a good sleep
Patric: it would be fun
Milo: lol that is for both
Patric: lol
Patric: he kissed and blew it and split it in half
Milo: cya around im really screwed
Milorad Lehmann is Offline
Patric: ok mom this is when you excuse yourself and run crying to restroom...Son is off to duty (bed)
Mom: lol
Patric: bed is the enemy
Patric: beds belong to the kingdom of 1st Life
Patric: we forbade looking at beds in my past sl religion
Mom: lol
Mom: hahhah
Patric: i was told beds don't exist
Patric: whenever someone tells me he/she is leaving for bed i lean back on my faith and denounce it
Mom: lol

SL/Ramblings/Outer Space

IM-evacuate
When you are comfortable with someone else you can both leave chat to go pee at same time.

Chrome Metal
Since a pole dancer's pole chrome is off-limits to most male admirers, it's obviously the most valuable metal on Second Life. So I plan on making a bed out of it. The sexiest and most expensive bed on SL.

Double Take
I saw the cutest, fuzziest creature with a machine gun today.

Good idea?
You know that iconic image of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon's
triangle with the prism of light going through it? I thought it
would be neat to see that same triangle on someone's Star Trek



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Good Idea II?

"I want a live nuclear warhead in the middle of our shooting range. It will add adrenaline."

With two Furries at shooting range.






A full moon tonight. Why not knock it out using this cannon?

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Oh, good, he's on it.

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Why isn't he firing...?

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He is lounging on it like he's Jane Fonda.

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FIRE! I tell him. It ain't gonna be there forever!!!

---Meanwhile, an intimate 4:20 encounter takes place.
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-+-Wacky name sighting:
RickJames Beaumont