SL/Party Bus

Yetrates got a party bus. It had all kinds of funky graffiti on it. Plus, when the sun went down, the headlights came on automatically. It was a trip.

Speaking of tripping, we drove around the entire sim--the roads were nice and wide. At one point we decided to pick up random people. Why not? It was a party bus, after all. Since it was dark out, and we couldn't see anything, we had to use the mini-map. Green dots on the map represented people.
We stopped next to what we thought was a green dot.
"I don't see anything," said Yet after a bit.
"Neither do I," I said. "Drive on."
So she drove on.
"Wait," I said, after a bump. "That was a furry."
"Ok. I'll go back."
"Too late," I said. "Keep driving."

SL/Evolution?

Milo had a new friend over to the pool. Except his friend only spoke Serbian, or so I thought.
That is, until I told him that he left his tail behind in pool.
"Fuck the tail" he said.
I was suprised; he did speak some English.
"I don't need it."
"You are going to be a furry without a tail?" Furries with no tails, or tails cut short, are frowned upon by other furries. Did he know that?
"Who cares?"
"?"

"mentol tail"
"menthol tail?"
"mentol tail"
"Ahhh, you mean mental tail. In other words, your mind still thinks you have a tail?"

SL/Dot Matrix

I am a follower of the green dots. Green dots represent people in Second Life when you use the map. I use the map to find nearby green dots a lot. I can never remember where the gay club is in my neighborhood, but there is one, and occasionally I click on green dots and teleport there, accidentally. Not intentionally, mind you: accidentally. I've also learned not to panic as I've done in the past and cause a disturbance. I just get out of the club as quickly as possible, green dots or not. All green dots look alike in Second Life. There are no shiny ones.
There are no dull ones either.
So, if you see a green dot on a map, it could mean a gay guy, a straight girl, a furry, a straight guy, or a gay furry. Or any combination. All green dots are considered equal.

With that in mind...

This is me (accidentally) in the gay club last night, as an elephant, trying to leave without causing a ruckus. Before leaving, I thought I'd make a quick splash in the hot tub, to show my solidarity. Which turned out to be a mistake, because I was joined by two fellows, who asked me all kinds of questions, and I was basically all wrinkly by the time I left, including my trunk.

SL/Encounters in Welcome Area pt. 19/'I see playing dead people'

Soy used his 'sleep' animation in the middle of the Welcome Area, which led to all kinds of nonsense.

Including speculation that he was dead.

Nightscroft Whiteberry: who killed burger?
Soy Burger: flip me over
Yessenia Tomorrow: lol

Yessenia joined Soy on the ground after using a 'gunshot' animation on herself. Soy said they would make a great bonfire team, so nice was her collapse onto him. "We can get others to collapse on us too."

"Right."
"To build a bonfire," said Soy.
"Right."
"Ten feet tall."
"Right."
"Made of human beings."
"Right."
"Right!"
"Right."
"Yes, right."
"Right."
"Left."
"Right."
"No, left."
"Right."
"We need some people to fall on the left."
"Right."
"So it builds evenly."
"Right."
"So you understand?"
"Right."
"We are going to sprout angel wings any second."
" "
Little by little, more people joined them. Talk turned to how to make the pile more comfortable.

Soy Burger: what a mess
Marcuss Cortes: we need blood
West Darkstone: and more bodies
Soy Burger: we need pillows
West Darkstone: lol

Yessenia Tomorrow: look at my ass in the air
Soy Burger: next lucky person gets to lie on your ass
Marcuss Cortes: lol
Yessenia Tomorrow: yaaaay
Soy Burger: can we get a furry?
Soy Burger: a furry on top of us would be more comfortable
Soy Burger: we may need one on bottom too
Yessenia Tomorrow: yeah im cold
---
Nightscroft was standing nearby.

Soy Burger: we need someone else to fall over dead on us
Soy Burger: Nightscroft, do us a favor and die
Nightscroft Whiteberry: wish i could mate ain't got the script
Soy Burger: someone shoot him please
---
More ways were devised to get the pile bigger.

Soy Burger: see if you can trip someone to join us
---
Marky played a mean guitar.










Soy Burger: Marky, please collapse on top
Soy Burger: you are a rock star, you can do it


Patzun beamed in on top of all the bodies.

Marky Express: we are dead
Patzun Flute: hehe, sorry
Soy Burger: he might think he's responsible
Patzun Flute: no no
/
Later
West Darkstone: Total lack of respect, people barging into us
john22 Dawg: whats with the dead people?
Marky Express: lol
Soy Burger: navigate around us

SL/Welfare Island

The long queues at Welfare Island
The lines were being supervised by a Frog whose title was "Anti-racist Soldier."
In the crowd was an ex-king.
A 30-year-old hippie.
A furry who couldn't follow directions.
A woman with no moles on her back.
The line stretched longer and longer.
One of the guys in back was an upside-down angel!
/
"I thought computers were supposed to speed up the world," I shouted.
/
Nothing.
/
The line kept getting longer and longer. "I thought computers were supposed to speed up the internet" I shouted.
Still nothing.
"Thank god for anti-idle hud" someone said.
/
"No cheating in welfare line!" I screamed.