SL/More trials of the turkey

My turkey is less than one foot tall, which makes him vulnerable to being overlooked.

Yetrates didn't recognize me even though were were on the same roof.

I used the trampoline to show her it was possible for me to fly.

Yetrates said she had

a turkey car in her Inventory, and believe it or not she did! I rode around in it, but it was remote controlled. Yetrates nearly flipped me over! This is me facing straight up.

"If it rains, I'm dead."

The car disappeared. She saw me admiring her Lamborghini.

Yetrates Bates: dont poo on the lamboo ok

Patric: i try not to

Yetrates Bates: ok

Yetrates Bates: cuz when you do

Yetrates Bates: you need to clean it

Patric: I hire a human for that

Yetrates Bates: lol

Yetrates Bates: turkey hires human

Patric: to feed me as well as take care of my doo

Patric: In return, you get to eat me

Yetrates Bates: hahah

Yetrates Bates: i fry you up

Patric: don't eat me unless you can prove you are an excellent chef

Yetrates Bates: i am

Yetrates Bates: i have some hamburgers on the roof

Patric: yeah, true

Patric: you seasoned them just right

Patric: go ahead, you can fry me

Yetrates Bates: darn running out of weed sucks as hell

Patric: i wish i could pass you some

Patric: someday they will have the technology for that

Yetrates Bates: some U.S. weed

Yetrates Bates: lol

Patric: yeah, you will be able to partake of some U.S. weed...and me some Dutch weed

Patric: i can even sample some Turkish hash

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Yetrates Bates: lol turkey

Patric: you can blindfold me and stick a tube in my mouth and i can tell you what nation is responsible for what weed

Yetrates Bates: hahaha lol

Yetrates Bates: you go Turkey

Second Life/
I somehow ended up at a Yard Sale with Milo, my Serbian house mate, where we accidentally looked at beds.

I need to create a bed for straight men. It will be your basic canopy with a divider going down the middle.
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Pets Wanted
I want a pet goldfish that follows me around.

Pets Wanted
Jenny came over and brought with her her elephant.







Jenny was kind enough to let her elephant use the trampoline.



The giant bong that Milo kept outside the house was the perfect size for the elephant (who knew this as well).






That there might be a car in the way didn't slow the elephant down as he charged the bong.







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A perfect fit.

Second Life

Having a conversation with a lady who designs T-shirts. She had me model one of them (a bit small for me but cute). A man wandered by selling xmas stars for 50 ld.











I told him the only way I'd buy a star is if he'd walk down my tube.








Unfortunately he was too tall to fit (6'9")
















So I had to walk down it myself.











The tube actually runs out midway, where one falls through the floor.



There is a trampoline waiting below.







Here I am, about 200 meters off the ground--trampolined.











A view of my semi-transparent tube from outer space.











These wooden tubs will eventually be filled water.



All tubs will have an alligator, except one.





(One will have a mermaid.)


The trick will be landing in the one with the mermaid.

Finally, here is a scene from Dusty's bar where I spent some time last night.
There is a peppermint archway with mistletoe that I investigated.
Unfortunately I think it was magnetic.

Second Life

Today I went to work on making a
telescope.

You never know what you might need a telescope for.

There could be a pool nearby...

Gosh, what a pool.

I felt like a tresspasser.

But gosh, what a pool.

I put a trampoline on my roof...

...overlooking the pool..