SL/420/Inventory Recycling Center (IRC)

Imagine a recycling center for all the inventory items that you want to get rid of.
You simply show up and dump your contents into this giant machine: out comes a new Inventory item. Sort of like a blender.
You fill it with "junk" and it squirts out a prize.
How can you argue with that?

Overheard:

"I am looking at you and can't imagine that you are 5 hours away."

"Is the sun setting or rising I'm stoned."