SL/Bull s--t

I was given a tough-looking bull to ride on a dance floor and it sparked some interesting conversation once the bull and I got to know each other.

"My bull likes to eat grass but doesn't like to get caught eating it."

"he is a grass eater"

"deep down"

Some human announced she was a grass smoker. I told her my bull would like to get introduced to the crispier side of grass. I told her I had a billygoat once that had been trained only to eat stems and seeds.

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"My bull wants to know where the fire exit is in case he wants to stampede."

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My bull was skittish:

"Some girl got a little too close with a hot iron last week" I explained

"he hasn't been the same since"

Isis: "Oh poor bull"

"If you are wearing red it's your own damn fault."

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"My bull told me he has one sound he hates more than all"
"sizzling sound"

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Then came the implications of tattoos.

"my bull is not thrilled that you humans like tattoos so much"

[10:15] Isis Humphreys: why pat?
[10:15] Isis Humphreys: why doesn´t it like tattoos?
[10:15] Patric: to them it's just a 2 hour branding