At JenCookie's I was blindsided
by this spectacular sunrise.
Nothing starts the day off better than being outside Hooters -N- Shooters nightclub on your day off, bright and early, listening to the birds and seeing the sun bouncing off the violet windows. Adding to that, sitting on a water tower with the lovely Elle, the DJ/Owner/Landscaper.
A little while back I started noticing my Google ads react to the nature of this blog, which is a stoner's Second Life blog.
Some are so wacky I had to capture them before they could disappear.
She was trying to explain how she would sound on Voice:
"She breathed heavily as she typed, with kids fighting in background."
"Sexy," I said.
"Then a dog barks."
"Sounds real."
"The sound of her phone would ring, too," she offered.
"Driving the dog mad," I wrote.
"Yes. It was a spectacular ring tone."
"Yes, where did you buy it?" I asked.
"Wal-greens," she said.
"The discount drug store?"
"Yes."
"Your dog?"
"???"
The Welcome Area was hit by a particle storm that Kinkykitty was able to capture from way way above. This is a pic of what it looked like: 
"I want to see which countries walk over me, and why."
There were no cell phones to speak of in Second Life so the creator of Voice transmitted the sounds of his own cell phone ringing and ringing. It was a historic day.
The long queues at Welfare Island
The lines were being supervised by a Frog whose title was "Anti-racist Soldier."
In the crowd was an ex-king.
A 30-year-old hippie.
A furry who couldn't follow directions.
A woman with no moles on her back.
The line stretched longer and longer.
One of the guys in back was an upside-down angel!
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"I thought computers were supposed to speed up the world," I shouted.
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Nothing.
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The line kept getting longer and longer. "I thought computers were supposed to speed up the internet" I shouted.
Still nothing.
"Thank god for anti-idle hud" someone said.
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"No cheating in welfare line!" I screamed.
"i am an innie and i want to meet a woman who's an outtie so we can be conjoined in more creative ways during sex"
Near the Welcome Area was a giant robot.
Soy tried to warn the villagers. He shouted: "someone let loose a robot. If that's your robot on the loose, please claim it"
The robot ducked behind a tree. 
Soy shouted: "that robot is trying to hide in the foliage"
Then he shouted: "we have a robot on the loose, Sector D"
He shouted: "the robot's movements are being hamstrung by lag" 
Atharva Rossini: "Where dat robot"
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