Thursday, May 10, 2007

1st Life/Health

Two things in the past month have convinced me of the benefits of "alternative health."

1. When I fell off a 12' ladder and two days later was feeling no effects thanks to the healing power of massage.
2. Last week when I was sitting in a 130-degree truck (with chills) suffering the effects of the flu, then I got an injection of Chinese herbs from a Naturopath and within 6 hours I was 90% better. (If I'd gotten the shot at the onset of the flu I'm convinced it would have stopped it cold.)

Conventional medicine would have helped only slightly--if not at all--in these situations so I'm glad my curiosity won out. If you ever are in Florida and you want to see a lady doctor who knows what she's doing, check her out.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

SL/Pool Camping

Solving Disconnects
"I want to watch the next time you get disconnected to see if anything unusual happens."
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Milo built a piece of plywood over me as I lay at pool. You can see my joint poking through the wood.






Then Milo added a strange-looking face to the plywood and the joint became part of the illusion.













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It was startling, but I did get to see the return of the alien, this time riding a bicycle in pool.


Tuesday, May 08, 2007

SL/Overheard

"We are too unsophisticated for porn. We can barely get our TV to work."

"I am drunk now on flavored vodka and because i am stoned I noticeI'm starting to misspell."

ETHIQUESTION(s)

If you had the power to change it to midnight in real life would you?

How often, if ever, would you change it to bedtime?

SL/Busy Building

I am busy making the ultimate "Celebrity necklace" that allows a camera to be fastened to the collar and constantly films the individual.

Pool Robot Bartender Needed

Attention: ALL Robot bartender candidates

"We need a full-time robot bartender that has been accused of being gay, but isn't. It will have to serve drinks sometimes at long stretches. By 'long stretches' we mean using arms that can span 50m of patio as well as sometimes waiting 29 hours between guests.


"Pay is commensurate with what tips you earn and what country you were made in."

Monday, May 07, 2007

SL/Event













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The title for this picture believe it or not is:




"Srgian, the fully-dressed Hungarian cowboy in Hot tub."




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Sunday, May 06, 2007

SL/On the loose

We had to hide in the sanctuary of the beach house after one of Jenny's beta elephants got loose.

SL/Overheard

"I wandered around the whole world yesterday, Saturday--my day off--in PJs."

Saturday, May 05, 2007

SL/Overheard

At strip club

"I want to place my eyes directly on your skin."

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Goodbye hello?

Night everyone
Night!
Cya!
night
nite
cya dude
adios
later
goodnight ___
I am guilty of a false Night everyone.
I am staying.

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Night Mixup
M: hey i'm going to sleep
A: lucky you
A: night M
M: yes but i need some rest
M: yeah
M: lol
M: cya A
A: Night :)
P: cya A
M: please don't play that funky song
A: lol
A: I think M is leaving
M: oh my god that is what marijuana do to a men
P: who's leaving first?
A: I am not leaving
P: m is not staying?
M: m go to bed
P: who said goodnight first?
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