SL/Bongo-ism(s)

There is nothing like a well-worded Invite. Here is Bongo Oldbull's:

GET THOSE POCKET PROTECTORS CLIPPED ON, MESS YOUR HAIR UP, YANK YOUR PANTS UP THE CRACK OF YOUR ASS AND HEAD ON DOWN TO HOOTERS FOR GEEK NIGHT WITH THE HOT BODIED KALIA ROCKIN' THE JOINT 4-6! WE'RE GIVING AWAY A 300L SPLIT TO THE BIGGEST MALE AND FEMALE GEEK! AD SPACE FOR RENT NOW!