SL/Help Island/

Soy has his own epic stoner conversation.

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(Mentor) Darcy Honeylist: ok back
Soy: i'm a stoner and i heard that stoners usually have a lengthy stay on this island
Darcy Honeylist: lol Soy
Darcy Honeylist: we were talking about the search menu
(Mentor) Lisa Griffin: true :D
Soy: oh yes, i said i was a Searcher
Soy: i remember now
Darcy Honeylist: ok open the search and click on the Places tab in there
Darcy Honeylist: ack phone
Soy: search for places and faces
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: in the Search bar type clothes and click search
Soy: are you giving me a hint i need clothes?
Darcy Honeylist: you will see a list of everyone selling clothes on here
Soy: ok
Darcy Honeylist: lol no it's just a good one to start with
Soy: is that the word women first learn to type, clothes?
Darcy Honeylist: now think of something else you would like to look for
Darcy Honeylist: hahaha probably
Darcy Honeylist: try skins.....or hair, shoes etc.
Darcy Honeylist: anything you like
Darcy Honeylist: then click on search
Soy: um
Soy: can you try to think of something i might be interested in
Soy: j/k
Darcy Honeylist: :)
Soy: i'm only interested in skin, hair, shoes, if it adds up to a naked woman
Darcy Honeylist: rofl
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Soy: I'm thinking about running the next time you say there is a rolling logout coming.
Soy: I want to increase my running speed on here, ok?
Darcy Honeylist: you can't normally cross a sim with any kind of vehicle though
Soy: rocket man
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Soy: i want to cross a sim with proper papers in hand
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: no boarders here
Darcy Honeylist: and I cant type again
Soy: i heard there could be red dashes around certain buildings
Darcy Honeylist: red lines usually mean the property is locked
Darcy Honeylist: and you must be a member of that group to get in
Soy: red lines, yes
Soy: i was told never to get too close to red lines for fear of blindness
Darcy Honeylist: LOL
Soy: they somewhat glow i'm told
Darcy Honeylist: well, they might bounce you somewhere but not blind you
Soy: i was told there are no insects in Second Life
Soy: except wearable ones
Darcy Honeylist: afraid there are
Lisa Griffin: there are
Lisa Griffin: :D
Lisa Griffin: many bugs
Darcy Honeylist: we have spiders even
Lisa Griffin: :D
Lisa Griffin: hehhe
Darcy Honeylist: we have everything here you would find in rl
Lisa Griffin: and more
Soy: do you have D.E.E.T. ?
Darcy Honeylist: lol thats true
Darcy Honeylist: you beat me to that one
Lisa Griffin: furry avis, dancing cups with faces
Darcy Honeylist: DEET???
Soy: that stuff found in insect spray
Soy: has it been introduced into SL yet?
Darcy Honeylist: yeah, we have insect spray lol
Soy: insect spray is a reality in SL? is that what you're saying?
Lisa Griffin: mmhmm
Darcy Honeylist: yep :)
Lisa Griffin : i have a can somewhere
Soy: wow
Lisa Griffin: lol
Darcy Honeylist: didn't notice it work though lol
Lisa Griffin: getting tpd
Darcy Honeylist: they keep coming back
Darcy Honeylist: hahaha
Darcy Honeylist: What do you want to experience in Second Life?
Soy: I want to experience divorce, even though I'm unmaried in rl
Soy: I've always been curious about what it's like.
Darcy Honelylist: but wouldn't you have to be married first?
Soy: yes, quickie marriage then a walk into Divorce Sim
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Soy: where all hell breaks loose
Darcy Honeylist: cost you though
Soy: yes
Darcy Honeylist: you can do anything you want on here, be anyone you want to be
Soy: i want to be charleton heston at age 48.
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: don't know that I've seen a skin for him but there could be one...
Darcy Honeylist: if not you can make one
Soy: i make charleton heston @ age 48 custom skin
Darcy Honeylist: we have Darth Vader lol
Darcy Honeylist: all skins on here have been made by someone in game
Soy: i want to be able to say i created Darth Vader skin
Soy: but only George Lucas can say that
Darcy Honeylist: a bit late for that, he's already here lol
Soy: Darth Vadar is not plural in Second Life i hope
Darcy Honeylist: you can be a fantasy creature if you want to
Soy: can you imagine a world with many many Darth Vaders roaming around?
Darcy Honeylist: lol we have hundred of them
Soy: jesus help us
Darcy Honeylist: LOL
Soy: how many Jesuses then?
Soy: is that the correct plural?
Darcy Honeylist: I've seen a few about
Soy: how many Jesi?
Darcy Honeylist: plural would work lol
Darcy Honeylist: rofl
Soy: speaking of Jesi, what is that?
Darcy Honeylist: what is what?
Soy: black angel
Darcy Honeylist: yep, we have them all
Darcy Honeylist: fairies, pixies, angels,furries
Soy: he keeps flying around that giant green light that's coming from that Exit sign
Darcy Honeylist: moth to the flame lol
Darcy Honeylist: I've seen a toothbrush and toothpaste
Soy: you've seen a mouth now a moth
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: that exit is how you leave here
Darcy Honeylist: you will go to a Welcome area
Darcy Honeylist: until now you've always arrived in game via Help Island
Darcy Honeylist: once you leave here you will log in at a Welcome area
Darcy Honeylist: Until you have your own land or somewhere else you can set your home to
Darcy Honeylist: you can also opt to log in at the last place you left
Darcy Honeylist: to be honest I don't like the welcome areas much
Darcy Honeylist: too crowded there
Soy: i would love to be welcomed, sorry
Darcy Honeylist: when you leave here you won't be able to come back to this island but we do have a public Help Island
Soy: is there actual welcoming going on there?
Darcy Honeylist: its a replica of here
Soy: in spurts?
Soy: or what?
Darcy Honeylist: more griefing than welcoming
Soy: lol
Darcy Honeylist: we do have mentors that will go there, and Lindens patrol there too
Darcy Honeylist: anyone with Linden after their name works for the company itself
Soy: may i ask that you go as my escort?
Darcy Honeylist: i can take you in world but I wont go to the welcome area :)
Soy: who's gonna accompany me to Welcome Area?
Darcy Honeylist: last time I was there I spent most of the time filing reports on abusers lol
Soy: i don't dare go alone
Darcy Honeylist: well, I don't know which welcome area it will send you to
Soy: you mean that Exit sign there?
Darcy Honeylist: the areas rotate
Darcy Honeylist: yes, we have about 6 welcome areas in world
Darcy Honeylist: it could send you to any of them
Darcy Honeylist: i myself can't leave here using that exit sign
Darcy Honeylist: I'm already in world, so to speak, but I can come back here, as I'm now a mentor
Soy: do you visit the mainland much?
Darcy Honeylist: I'm always there
Darcy Honeylist: I chose to come here when I have the time to help others
Darcy Honeylist: I have an island in world
Soy: that is helpful of you
Soy: very nice too
Darcy Honeylist: I love doing it
Soy: i appreciate that
Soy: on behalf of my fellow newbs
Soy: Thanks
Darcy Honeylist: that's nice, Soy, thanks :)
Soy: we would tip you before we leave but we ain't got no money
Soy: honey
Darcy Honeylist: I specialise in helping new players get their AVs looking the way they want
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: you know you can buy things for your appearance?
Soy: well i was born to this world looking exactly the way i want, i'm afraid
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Soy: this getup is perfect
Soy: and i love meeting my twins
Darcy Honeylist: you may decide you want to change your appearance once you get in world
Darcy Honeylist: you won't see anyone like you, except here on Help Island
Soy: i may want to comb my hair
Soy: i may not want to...
Darcy Honeylist: Everyone wants to get rid of the New look as soon as possible lol
Soy: i want to grow into this look
Darcy Honeylist: that's ok too
Darcy Honeylist: it's up to you how you look
Soy: i may in fact look... perfect
Darcy Honeylist: you can buy cash on the website if you need to
Soy: i am waiting to see my very first mirror
Darcy Honeylist: also can access it in game
Darcy Honeylist: you can look at yourself
Darcy Honeylist: just use the camera controls or alt and left and right-arrow
Soy: or just spin around
Soy: no?
Soy: it feels like God is watching me from this view
Soy: staring at my back
Darcy Honeylist: you'll need to use the camera control in some of the larger stores we have
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: I've found that most of the guys want a muscular body and good hair and clothes
Soy: wimps
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: a lot can be done with appearance, the rest can be bought
Darcy Honeylist: i think you will love it in world ...
Soy: for me to look chiseled how much is that going to cost me?
Darcy Honeylist: so much to do and see
Soy: and do i have to rent a Hilti hammer?
Darcy Honeylist: you can do that yourself in Appearance and it's free
Darcy Honeylist: you can get a realistic looking skin and dofferent heir too
Darcy Honeylist: skin is expensive though
Soy: i want my hair exactly the way it is right now except i want it to be white
Darcy Honeylist: ack my typing again
Darcy Honeylist: you can do that in Appearance
Darcy Honeylist: go into Appearance
Darcy Honeylist: let me check where it is
Soy: i want my hair to be white so i look more intelligent
Soy: and my beard white too
Darcy Honeylist: right-click on yourself then click on Appearance
Soy: only my mustache and eyebrows I want to remain black
Darcy Honeylist: hmm not sure if we can do that lol
Darcy Honeylist: but you can buy a skin in world with everything the color you want
Darcy Honeylist: the hair can be changed as well
Darcy Honeylist: in Appearance click on the hair tab, then alter the color bars in there
Soy: i want to click on select hairs
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: I dont know what options you get for facial hair
Soy: nostril hair is not a consideration until what age?
Darcy Honeylist: yours will be different than mine as it depends on the skin you are wearing
Darcy Honeylist: rofl
Soy: at what age will my skin be perfect?
Darcy Honeylist: eww please dont go there lol
Soy: i want to buy a perfectly aged skin
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: ok
Darcy Honeylist: everyone on here is about 24
Soy: forget that previous stoner comment
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Soy: everyone in this world is about 24?
Soy: is that a Fox show thing?
Darcy Honeylist: we don't age on here
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Soy: you don't age yet your chat develops emotionality
Darcy Honeylist: of course it does :)
Darcy Honeylist: you'll get used to how things work once you get in world
Soy: when i get to the mainland the first thing i want to do is kiss it
Darcy Honeylist: lots of places to explore, and new things to do
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: I've not seen a kiss floor interaction yet
Darcy Honeylist: maybe I should get Clay to make one lol
Soy: if I teleport into mainland it won't have much meaning
Soy: i need to arrive by boat...
Darcy Honeylist: we have boats
Soy: can i charter a boat to pick me up here, please?
Darcy Honeylist: all watersports available on here
Darcy Honeylist: lol you can't
Soy: i don't want to visit mainland until i have at least some money in my pocket too
Soy: sorry, that's just me
Darcy Honeylist: do you want to buy some?
Soy: i would love to be able to buy money
Darcy Honeylist: you can earn some on here
Soy: purchasing money is my kind of perfect world
Darcy Honeylist: ok look at the top of your screen
Darcy Honeylist: you see the time up there, right?
Soy: i see the bright red X on top-right of my screen, yes, do you want me to click it?
Darcy Honeylist: right next to it is a small blue circle
Darcy Honeylist: nope lol
Soy: k
Darcy Honeylist: click on the small blue circle
Soy: what if i miss?
Soy: it's kinda small
Darcy Honeylist: brings up the Buying Currency option
Darcy Honeylist: lol be careful then
Darcy Honeylist: at the moment L$1000 = US$ 4.08
Soy: ok, i have to withdraw funds from my rl bank account to pay my guy money so that he can start a business to make L$ that is convertible back to me ?
Darcy Honeylist: yes, you have to use real money to buy lindens
Soy: can a woman tell if my bank account is 0?
Darcy Honeylist: but if you think about it, L$5000 will get you a long way
Darcy Honeylist: only you know how much you have
Darcy Honeylist: no one else can see that
Soy: oh cool
Soy: is it possible to be minus-lindens?
Darcy Honeylist: if you do want to buy some currency then type the amount of lindens you want then click purchase
Darcy Honeylist: it automaticaly will be taken from the c. card you registerd
Soy: i want to learn enough to make a cardboard sign so that i can use it to make my first L$
Darcy Honeylist: ooh do you have a premium account?
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: you can do that with photoshop
Soy: no, a freebie account
Soy: i'm a free spirit
Darcy Honeylist: but you need cash to upload anything here
Soy: a gypsie wanna be
Soy: i need cash
Soy: i must figure out a way to get cash
Darcy Honeylist: hmm you could always use the camping chairs and dance pads to earn some cash
Soy: i want to earn money by dancing with a camping chair
Darcy Honeylist: lol
Darcy Honeylist: you earn money for the length of time you stay on one of those chairs
Darcy Honeylist: not much but it all counts
Soy: i need to learn how to squat
Soy: searching my Gestures now
Darcy Honeylist: that can be done too
Soy: ma'am, you've been most helpful and bon voyage, i think i'm going to look for that ship
Darcy Honeylist: i gave you a Notecard.
Darcy Honeylist: i hope you got that
Soy: it flew into my pocket, yes
Soy: thank you